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HOW TO RECRUIT THE 

RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order
in a closed room with an open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in

the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back

after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

If they are counting the bricks,
put them in the Accounts Department.

If they are recounting them,

put them in Auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks,

put them in Engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order,

put them in Planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other.

put them in Operations.

If they are sleeping.

put them in Security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces,
put them in Information Technology.

If they are sitting idle.

put them in human resources .

If they say they have tried different combinations,

yet not a brick has been moved,

put them in Sales.

If they have already left for the day,

put them in Marketing.

If they are staring out of the window,

put them on Strategic Planning.

And then last but not least,

ithey are talking to each other
and not a single brick has been moved...

Congratulate them and

put them in Top Management

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: 

a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

One day, a professor asked his students  'Why do we SHOUT instead of speak when we are ANGRY?'  All the students thought for a while. One answered 'Because we lost our cool.  That's why we SHOUT.'  Asked the professor again, 'But the person is just right next to you,  why can't we talk softly but have to SHOUT?'  Everyone gave their opinions but none was accepted by the professor.  Lastly explained by the professor 'When we are ANGRY, our hearts drift apart.  To mask the DISTANCE we felt,  we instinctively SHOUT instead of speak so the other party can hear us.'    'But as we SHOUT, we get ANGRIER. And we felt we drift apart further.  So we SHOUT even louder...'  'It is the opposite when we are in love. Not only we do not shout, we whisper into each other ears.  Why?'  'This is because our hearts are very close, almost never apart.  As our love deepen, we reach a state of communication where there is no need for words.'  'We understand each other well enough just by exchanging look,' concluded the professor.  'Therefore, when we are arguing, DO NOT speak words that will make our hearts drift apart.  WAIT a few days.  When you feel your hearts are no longer far apart, pick up the conversation and continue from there.'

What To Do When You Have 

Humour Along The Way

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